look - allright - iam just an average guy - trying to make his way -- ok?
I came to the city - full of hopes and dreams -- all right -- thats gone -
i came here thinking all i had to do was swing my dick around a few times and they d all be watching...yeah news flash ok?
there was like 15 people waiting in line just to cut it off man --
yeah -- big city boy now --
"big dreams -- oh yeah -- big penthouse - in the sky- big city - big...
iam so perfect - hot shit gay boy dreams-- gonna have this and that and the perfect lover-wife-bank account life - perfect everything jus lookin goood all the time time--- DREAMS...
YEAH DIDNT HAPPEN--
ALL right -- i got drunk a few times -- got into a relationship -- got eaten alive bro -- my agent says iam a loser -- i got a law and order -- a few under fives...it dont mean shit...
I'am 35 - begging for crumbs... what kind of pizza do you want ?
lets see what kind of beer do we have ?
I'll go check -
no man its all going down...and i used to think it was the city -
it's not the city man -- it's not the president...
ya know what it is ?
the E channel...those fuckers-- every after noon -
hollywood's hottest bodies...
hollywood's richest people....these hollywood countdown shows...
the 100 most beautiful people...
ok ya know what? -- i dont care how i look - i just dont care anymore-
there i said it - i dont even care how i feel anymore...
process your feelings...get the perfect job, suck off my agent just right -- stay on top of it all...have a relationship-- go down on me just right---
I CANT DO IT!
i cant - i dont think anybody can --
iam watching these programs getting all sucked in...oh brad and angelina, jen and ben, nick and jessica...everything is so pretty...and pretty soon iam weighting like 90 pounds overweight from bong hits and dominos...watching all these shows...
oh yeah there lives are so perfect --
I'M TIRED...man -- any body elese out there tired??
i can't sleep - i got hemmorhoids, clamydia, bags under my eyes..
and my rent is late....
No
ya know theres nobody that can keep up with it all...no-one...
except maybe -- ah lesbians...
yeah i think lesbians are the choosen ones man --
look at angelina -- she's a goddess...
shes the only one...god i love her....
its fucked up man -- she probably put on a strap on and told brad to bend over -- shes awesome....
there theres my rant ok man ?
I'am outta here...
al right I'am leaving - right after i do this shot.....
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